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The Head:
used for thinking of cartoon babes,
Police Women and contains great adventures
of having superhuman powers
saving the world and living in an alternate
pocket universe
Also contains decision making
for such tasks as getting up,
and fetching cheese cake and cola
My Friends Profile Pages
The Arm:
note slightly more muscular right arm
so favoured for such tasks as throwing
frisbies, writing poetry, and masturbating.
The Bellly Button:
lint storage device
Mary Palmer:
Gecks permanent girlfriend
Naughty bit
The Foot:
contains five extra digits
for counting up to fifteen
Here we see an interesting specimen, The Geckus Manus
Though usually found in the tropics of north australia, he has been known to go as far as the corner shop, sometimes even the nearest cinema. though slothful, and very seldom social, gecks frequents chat rooms, where despite his own self loathing techniques, and low self esteem, manages to amuse and bewilder other frequent chatters.
also known to leap to tall conclusions in single bound, though largely indifferent to life in general, and happy to go about daily life like a drone bee, except he doesn't have a stinger or black stripes, but the wings are on order.
loves watching cartoons science fiction and stupidest home videos. also loves a wide range of music, from classical to hard rock, and even a smattering of rap, but play gangsta rap and this species can be expected to get up and replace the cd with Weird Al, a particular favourite of this species.
for survival purposes the Geckus Manus will call upon humour from Animaniacs, Naked Gun, and The Goon Show and various other humourous elements, to cope with stress, confrontation and coke withdrawal symptoms.
